Thursday, November 10, 2005

Another day, another name

OK, so here's what you wannabes can look forward to. Info courtesy of Publishers Lunch, who pointed to an article in the Wall Street Journal.

You slog away for years, banging on doors, working your fingers to the bone, destroying your relationships, depleting your bank balance -- and then, TERRIFIC! You actually sell a book!! And it gets published!!! And it gets wonderful reviews!!!! And it sells lots of copies!!!!!

So now you're made for life, right?

Er, no. Not quite.

What happens, all too typically, is that first book does OK; then your second book is so-so. And your third book is, frankly, a definite disappointment. And then your publisher writes you a Dear Jane email. And then you wonder what to do next.

Fortunately the WSJ rides to the rescue with a solution. You just re-invent yourself, that's what. Get yourself a new name and a new career. The WSJ has several case histories which are really encouraging. There is light at the end of that awfully dark tunnel after all.

There's only one snag. You may end up writing books which are quite different from what you intended to write when you started out. And this does not appeal to everyone. 'If I was a sensitive person I'd be suicidal,' says one male writer who, under a female name, is now the Queen of some bizarre niche genre or other. And gets to be interviewed wearing a female wig.

I ask the question here that I have asked many times before, principally in my extended essay On the Survival of Rats in the Slush Pile: is this a business that sensible people should ever get in involved in?

2 comments:

Peter L. Winkler said...

Dear Michael:

"I ask the question here that I have asked many times before, principally in my extended essay On the Survival of Rats in the Slush Pile: is this a business that sensible people should ever get in involved in?:

Best Case Scenario: Everyone in publishing reads Michael Allen's essay and quits the business. The publishing industry ceases to exist.

Result: No more new books.

Worst Case Scenario: See Best Case Scenario above.

Result: Same as above.

Kate Allan said...

Your comments are fair and perceptive. Novelists do not enter the publishing industry for business reasons. Only people with enough passion and stamina can face it so they're in it for emotional reasons as you rightly point out. However, I disagree with the randomness of getting published. Certainly luck is involved but novelists wanting to get published must write a good enough book and then get it in front of the right people in an appropriate manner. The 'slush pile' still exisits. I don't have an agent and yet I've had scripts read by mainstream big publishers from the slush pile (although final offers of publication eventually only from smaller publishers.)